No longer uptodate!

After nearly 15 years, this website is being decommissioned. For a while, this old version will still be reachable, but it will no longer show reliable information about events at ausland,
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sommerpause !

2 Jul 2007 - 10:00
sommerpause bis september :


wieso macht das ausland denn jetzt schon sommerpause!?
wo soll es denn bitteschoen sommer sein? in kamtschatka?
nichtmal ron sommer laesst sich irgendwo blicken.

der neudeutsche wuerde ja sagen: summerbreak, yo!
das uebersetzten denn wieder andere als: sommerbremse.
deren karma wirkt auf die gesamtsituation ein und
so sieht's dann wieder aus am himmel. na danke auch.
hoffentlich gebt ihr wieder gas im herbst auf der
ueberholspur ins

Lychener Str. 60
10437 Berlin / Prenzlauer Berg


people of earth, your attention please -

This is the Galactic Boredom Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for boring the
various regions of your intellect require the building of a cyberspace express route through your
favourite venue, the ausland. Therefore,we are having a summerbreak until the end of the universe
or the end of summerbreak - whatever comes first. Thank you.

There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the summerbreak warnings have been on display
at the ausland toilet walls for
several of your Earth minutes, so you've had plenty of time to
lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now.